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Non-Alcoholic Bears
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Non-Alcoholic Bears
June 12, 2021 at 2:03 am (This post was last modified: June 12, 2021 at 2:04 am by LadyForCamus.)
Ever tried one? They’re super-boring at parties and you can’t get drunk no matter how many you have. LAME.
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RE: Non-Alcoholic Bears
June 12, 2021 at 2:08 am
I imagine drunken bears might be less dangerous than sober ones.
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June 12, 2021 at 3:15 am


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RE: Non-Alcoholic Bears
June 12, 2021 at 4:48 am
(June 12, 2021 at 2:03 am)LadyForCamus Wrote: Ever tried one? They’re super-boring at parties and you can’t get drunk no matter how many you have. LAME.

Better a non-alcoholic bear than a recovering alcoholic bear. The ones in recovery have to go round apologizing to all the people they've eviscerated
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RE: Non-Alcoholic Bears
June 12, 2021 at 6:25 am
(June 12, 2021 at 2:08 am)Foxaire Wrote: I imagine drunken bears might be less dangerous than sober ones.

Not really bears, but koalas are fucking crazy when they're drunk.

Just don't tell any conservationists...

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RE: Non-Alcoholic Bears
June 12, 2021 at 1:16 pm
shirley they would be sobear?
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June 12, 2021 at 2:08 pm
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June 12, 2021 at 6:31 pm
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RE: Non-Alcoholic Bears
June 12, 2021 at 6:41 pm
All I know is, I invited some Alcoholic Bears over and they drank all my beer and pawed at my spouse. WTF bears?
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