Kirk Cameron-Don't drink the koolaid and think Christmas had pagan origins.

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Which they would be, of course, there are alot of em about. The venn diagram of christians, porn lovers and all other religions is going to skew decidedly towards bulking up the christian porn lover field by force of demographics alone.

Of course. Christians are people too!

We weren't shy about our identification. But in America, "wanking" is a bit off-color, and bound to lose you business from the Christians who don't want to confess being Onanists -- or be seen patronizing shops selling their favorite porns.

I don't know about you, but whether or not I was a christian, I'd probably want to be covert about it. "Hey man, what'd you do last night?" "Nothing much. Just rented a porn movie and masturbated while I watched it."

I was addressing the usage of "wanking" in the business name, not any sense of shame. Do you think my customers never recognized each other from their outside walks of life? Do you think they didn't recognize each others' cars in my parking lot?

Broadband internet porn succeeded for this exact reason: People want to pretend to be moral, upright stalwart community figures, churchgoing gentlemen, but at the end of the day they -- you -- jack off to the same filth. The internet has only made your pretense of rectitude easier, that's all.

You're not fooling me. We all jack off. You feel ashamed of it. I don't.