RE: joke time
November 19, 2014 at 10:15 pm
(This post was last modified: November 19, 2014 at 10:15 pm by The Valkyrie.)
An old couple has been known to have violent, verbally abusive, face to face fights their entire married life. Still they remain married.
One day, during a particular nasty fight the old man screams, "If I die first I'm going to dig my way out of my grave and come out and haunt you!"
So, a couple of months later he drops dead suddenly.
After the funeral, his widow is in the bar celebrating her great luck.
The barman walks over and says, "Aren't you afraid he'll dig his way out of his grave and come back to haunt you?"
"Let him dig," she laughs, "I buried the old bastard face down!"
One day, during a particular nasty fight the old man screams, "If I die first I'm going to dig my way out of my grave and come out and haunt you!"
So, a couple of months later he drops dead suddenly.
After the funeral, his widow is in the bar celebrating her great luck.
The barman walks over and says, "Aren't you afraid he'll dig his way out of his grave and come back to haunt you?"
"Let him dig," she laughs, "I buried the old bastard face down!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
