Vaffanculo and its kind (vaffammocc, fess'd' x) are my favourite non-blasphemous swear words in Italian because they are the most versatile thing ever (kind of like fuck in English). Also "Trimone", which is dialect for "wank" but has a meaning more akin to "wanker"
In English, I've always thought that nothing sounds better than a flurry of "bloody cunt"'s in a Scottish accent.
Though I'll admit, "thundercunt" is a remarkably brilliant one, I'll make sure to use that next time I play an online FPS.
GET REKT YA THUNDERCUNT
In English, I've always thought that nothing sounds better than a flurry of "bloody cunt"'s in a Scottish accent.
Though I'll admit, "thundercunt" is a remarkably brilliant one, I'll make sure to use that next time I play an online FPS.
GET REKT YA THUNDERCUNT
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."