(November 24, 2014 at 7:11 am)Alex K Wrote:(November 24, 2014 at 7:06 am)oukoida Wrote: I don't even... How can you swear at someone on the street like that? Doesn't it take hours just to say one word? O.O
Where I'm from, we take our time. But 3,4 seconds should be sufficient. If you just hit your finger with a hammer, that's barely sufficient to channel all the hurt.
Oh, I see... So it's like Italian blasphemy: you channel the hurt and go for something like this (YMMV):
la madonna troia che sputa la sborra di cristo sulle stimmate!
(by Mary the whore who spits Jesus's semen over his nail holes!)
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
