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Platitudes That Help Christians Retain Their Faith
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RE: Platitudes That Help Christians Retain Their Faith
(November 27, 2014 at 3:01 pm)robvalue Wrote: Yeah, shame God got all mysterious and inactive these days. He used to be all up in dude's faces in the old days, roasting them alive for farting on a Sunday. I guess he got bored of that and decided to go mess up another planet instead.

Yeah, he loved Moses so much that he showed off his butt. Very Hands on at the time.

Quote: And I will take away mine hand, and thou shalt see my back parts: but my face shall not be seen.
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Platitudes That Help Christians Retain Their Faith - by Nope - November 25, 2014 at 10:06 am
RE: Platitudes That Help Christians Retain Their Faith - by abaris - November 27, 2014 at 4:32 pm

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