What's your favorite swear word/insult?

[Losty]

When I swear in english, which happens occasionally, it's always fuck. When I swear in German, it's mostly cunt, which is "fut". Both are mainly chosen for shortness.

Ah, who am I kidding? They both come naturally without even a moments thought.

Ich will Deutsch (to speak)

lol I don't know how to say "to speak"
One day I will speak German, hopefully fluently. For now I can make out basic sentences if I read them or someone says them very slowly.
My favorite thing to say....hmmm...it's a toss up between "ich liebe dich so sehr, Meister" and "ich bin deine Schlampe"

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Buttface is probably my most common "insult" I call everyone that.

I think, you have to make a distinction between actually insulting people or your daily swearing habits. When insutling, you usually make some choices of how offending and personal your formulate your reply.

When swearing, it mostly comes naturally. It's out before you know it.

I try not to insult people for real. Probably asshole is most common as far as real insults go.