The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part Deux)

[YahwehIsTheWay]

Errrrrrrhhhmmmm...

What is the point of this?

HM is way too damn slow in getting to the point. I finally got impatient and went through the pantry of canned Christian arguments we've all heard before but reposted endlessly as if they were new. I'm just presenting them all now in my own, um, unique style.

OK, maybe not so unique. I'm America's 3rd Best Christian. This is America's Best Christian:




And America's 2nd Best Christian: (This guy is my inspiration!)



My favorite part is at 4:20 of the above video, (to a liberal phony Jesus-is-love Christian) "You know it's sissy pansy Christians like you that ruin everything."




I have no affiliation with Landover Baptist Church but I do love these True Christians ™ and would very much like to be part of this organization.

The video I posted from "Rev Ernest Poe" in an earlier post is actually AronRa, by the way.

Everybody gets poe-ned by True Christians ™ like me. We put in so many "tells" in our posts but we can never put in enough because everything I post is based on real scripture and real arguments of apologetics.

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Dude, not fair!
We want his majesty to present these things!
Take all of that back!

He's just way to damn slow. He'd spend the next year riding the "Scholars Say Merry Go Round" simply reposting "Did I mention that the scholarly consensus agrees with me?" and never get to the point of posting all these silly apologetic arguments like we've never heard them before.

I think we Christians are just not used to Satan's army, also known as scholars, agreeing with us on anything so some of us get hung up when discussing the watered-down some-guy-named-Yeshua-in-history. Personally, I have no need for either apologetics or for scholars. As Pastor Deacon Fred put it, "You don't need facts when you got Jesus!"

So here I am posting all the crappy for-those-of-weak-faith canned arguments in my own style.

HM, let me just say "You're welcome".

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Oh boy! Did I get suckered :-O

I'm the resident True Christian ™ of this forum. I mostly buzz the phony Jesus-is-love apologists, schooling them on what scripture actually says, but in this case, I got tired of HM teasing us with the promise of rehashing the endlessly flogged arguments for the resurrection and beat him to the punch.

Surely no one would miss something as obvious as that...

Don't worry about it. Everyone get's Poe-ned sooner or later. We try to put so many "tells" in but there are just so many serious people that talk the same way, it can be like, to quote The Daily Show, "trying to top a Ponzi scheme of stupid."

So time to come clean, who is behind the other nutcases on this forum? They can't be real people, right?

I think I'm the only True Christian ™ on this forum. But maybe I'm the only one who's up front about it.

I actually wrote out a concerned paragraph as to your mental health when I was first replying, but later deleted it.

Awwwwwww.