(December 1, 2014 at 2:43 pm)Beccs Wrote: The bible says so.
Therefore it happened.
All arguments to the contrary will be met with intellectually superior smirking, moving of the goal posts, completely ignoring the counter arguments, and overuse of
...and not actually posting any evidence for the resurrection (cowardly phony Christian) but instead changing the subject to Satanistic science with their abiowhateverstuff and endlessly appealing to scholarly consensus on some-guy-named-Yeshua.
He should thank God I had him covered. I present the same arguments he would have but with style.
I put the "fun" in "fundamentalism".
Some would say I put the "duh" and "mental" in it too.
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:
: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley: