RE: Catholic miracles
December 7, 2014 at 11:05 am
(This post was last modified: December 7, 2014 at 11:10 am by abaris.)
(December 6, 2014 at 11:09 pm)Minimalist Wrote: It's a lucrative scam for the biggest bunch of criminals mankind has produced.
And let's not forget the lucrative relics trade. That's how mankind came into possession of 17 arms of the same saint and if we count the churches claiming to own pieces of Jesus's foreskin, he must have had a cock scraping the stratosphere.
Let's also not forget, that all these so called miracles have been validated by the clergy. And even now there are halfwits claiming to see Jesus in birdshit splashed on the window screen.
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Oh, it's a miracle. That bird shat Jesus all over my car. Maybe it was the holy ghost dropping a load.
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