Rudolph is a recovering addict...........NSFW or kids.

[Brian37]

Yea little known fact. He has cleaned himself up. But here is the original song that was scrapped and revised while he was in rehab.

Rudolph the coke nose reindeer
Had a very bloody nose
His cartilage disintegrated
From snorting all the blow


All of the other reindeer
Stole poor Rudolph's stash
Snorted all the blow
And threw the zip lock in the trash

Then one feaming winter's eve
Rudolph needed a fix
He shouted "where the hell's my fucking coke"
So they gave him a baking soda mix

Rudolph started to snort it
Not knowing what it was
Then he tried to go out flying
Without his usual buzz

That damned sleigh
Started losing altitude
Santa exclaimed "What the fuck?
That was rather rude"

All of the other reindeer
We impaled upon a tree
Rudolph adamantly shouted
"NEVER FUCK WITH ME!"
(END)


But he is now clean and sober.