To The Christians...What Denomination Are You?

[Jenny A]

Why is no one taking skipping seriously? Aww.

Christians read too much that isn't there into the The Bible as is and confidently misread much of the rest of it. Imagine what they'd do with this:

1. In God heaven earth.
2  Earth form, ; and upon of . And of upon of .
3 And , Let light: was .
4  God light, was God light darkness.
5 called Day, darkness Night. evening morning were the first day.
6  said, be in of , and divide from .
7 And the divided which the the waters above and so.
8  called Heaven. evening morning second
9  God the the gathered one let land it .
10 And the Earth; gathering the he God it
11  said, earth grass, yielding the yielding his seed itself, earth: was
12  the forth herb after and yielding seed itself, kind: saw was
13  the the the .
14 And , Let lights firmament heaven the the ; let for for for years:
15  them lights firmament heaven light earth: was
16  God great greater rule , and light the made also.

The Great Spaghetti Monster approves.