Accused of "homosexual tendencies", attack your friend with a sword.

[Thumpalumpacus]

I play nickle and dime dominoes, where you score when you're able to make the ends of the lines add up to a multiple of five. It's eassy to keep track of score, and the heart of the game lies in reading the hands of the other players. It's like poker in that sense, except that it's a longer game.

Sounds like I haven't played it right, then

I liken it to playing guitar -- easy to learn, a lifetime to master.