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December 24, 2014 at 12:24 am
(December 23, 2014 at 11:09 pm)Losty Wrote: (December 23, 2014 at 11:07 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: -- and, Lady Thump would not approve,
Lady Thump sounds like a party pooper. Perhaps I could seduce her and then you could join us
She's a beautiful and funny gal, and my heart is hers.
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RE: Accused of "homosexual tendencies", attack your friend with a sword.
December 24, 2014 at 12:26 am
In a jar on her desk ??
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RE: Accused of "homosexual tendencies", attack your friend with a sword.
December 24, 2014 at 1:28 am
(December 24, 2014 at 12:24 am)Parkers Tan Wrote: (December 23, 2014 at 11:09 pm)Losty Wrote: Lady Thump sounds like a party pooper. Perhaps I could seduce her and then you could join us
She's a beautiful and funny gal, and my heart is hers.
I was only teasing. I don't really think she's a party pooper. :p
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December 24, 2014 at 1:31 am
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(December 24, 2014 at 12:26 am)vorlon13 Wrote: In a jar on her desk ??
Pretty sure it's on a plate, done medium-rare.
(December 24, 2014 at 1:28 am)Losty Wrote: (December 24, 2014 at 12:24 am)Parkers Tan Wrote: She's a beautiful and funny gal, and my heart is hers.
I was only teasing. I don't really think she's a party pooper. :p
Oh, I know. But even on a night like tonight, when her and I are at sixes and sevens, I'm a glad man, because I'm happily in love. I'm pretty sure you saw my little "breakup" thread, and I really thought I was losing her then. We're both smart, and stubborn, but we've managed to keep things moving forward, and I'm goddamned glad for it.
No one ever said it was easy -- and if they had, I'd be jeering.
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December 24, 2014 at 2:45 am
I know the feeling...never thought I would but I do. It sure as hell ain't fairytale princess and Prince Charming, but it's better than I ever thought it'd be.
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December 24, 2014 at 3:58 am
(December 24, 2014 at 2:45 am)Losty Wrote: I know the feeling...never thought I would but I do. It sure as hell ain't fairytale princess and Prince Charming, but it's better than I ever thought it'd be.
I'm glad for you, Losty. I've been a very lucky man, myself -- I've known true love three times in my life, and this last, with Carla, is certainly the truest, even with the ups and downs. And you're absolutely right, there's no fairy-tale plotline.
But there's a simple beauty in working with one another's weaknesses and strengths -- it's like a good jazz number, you improvise your way through it and just so happen, on the way, to make magic.
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RE: Accused of "homosexual tendencies", attack your friend with a sword.
December 24, 2014 at 4:35 am
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(December 23, 2014 at 10:06 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: You don't toss rocks, Alex?
Shit, drinking beer and playing dominoes is a good Friday night, so long as your buddies ain't hittin' on you ... or cuttin' you up.
Must be a cultural thing, I'd rather have a guy hit on me than play dominoes. I agree about the cutting up though
(December 23, 2014 at 11:03 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: lol, I'm not saying I've got two feet of anything, except feet.
I lol'd
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December 24, 2014 at 11:49 am
I play nickle and dime dominoes, where you score when you're able to make the ends of the lines add up to a multiple of five. It's eassy to keep track of score, and the heart of the game lies in reading the hands of the other players. It's like poker in that sense, except that it's a longer game.
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RE: Accused of "homosexual tendencies", attack your friend with a sword.
December 24, 2014 at 2:24 pm
(December 23, 2014 at 6:37 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I'm getting kinda hard imagining them rasslin' over who the homo is. But do you have a two-foot sword? That's the question.
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RE: Accused of "homosexual tendencies", attack your friend with a sword.
December 24, 2014 at 2:26 pm
Who has a sword handy in case they need to stab their friends?
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