I was once good friends with a gentleman named Hamad Nazir. Decent dude. Met him in a bar. He drank like a damn fish, and always had really good -not tobacco-. He managed the Wells Fargo bank in town. Family from Pakistan, identified as Muslim. All the drinking and smoking aside I actually found the line:
We ordered pizza hut one night, half cheese, half bacon. Would still eat the cheese side (I was like wtf, they're right next to each other, what's the difference at this point.) wouldn't eat bacon side- because Muslim.
Hell of a dude to party with, ended up with a pakastani bride and now I don't know him anymore. Oh well.
We ordered pizza hut one night, half cheese, half bacon. Would still eat the cheese side (I was like wtf, they're right next to each other, what's the difference at this point.) wouldn't eat bacon side- because Muslim.
Hell of a dude to party with, ended up with a pakastani bride and now I don't know him anymore. Oh well.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
