The premise of this is simple: Take an established religion and warp, twist, or distort it in whatever way you see fit to make it even more bizarre, monstrous, or unbelievable (most don't need much help). The greatest thing is that your version will probably be just as plausible as the purported truth of whichever religion you choose!
I'll go first.
The Christian god is real. All of what is claimed and spoken of in the Bible is real. However, what we don't know is that god was created by a sort of Super God for reasons beyond our lowly comprehension. This Super God reigned absolute over him and other brother gods of his creation. Eventually, one of Yahweh's brothers hatched a plot to overthrow the tyranny of this terrible being. Though killing this being was impossible, they surmised that his vast power could be sealed for eons. The brothers of Yahweh were successful in sealing the father away, but it came at a great cost: most of Yahweh's brethren were massacred in the rebellion. The remaining brothers fled across time and dimension, knowing that in time the seal would weaken and the Super God would escape.
God, as we know him through Christianity, grew lonely in the vastness of the new dimension he took as refuge and created humanity. Now, he anxiously awaits the day when his lord father breaks the seal and seeks him out. When the father returns, obliteration awaits him and the beings he created to relieve his intense isolation and pointlessness.
Ridiculous? Yes. Fun? Absolutely!
I'll go first.
The Christian god is real. All of what is claimed and spoken of in the Bible is real. However, what we don't know is that god was created by a sort of Super God for reasons beyond our lowly comprehension. This Super God reigned absolute over him and other brother gods of his creation. Eventually, one of Yahweh's brothers hatched a plot to overthrow the tyranny of this terrible being. Though killing this being was impossible, they surmised that his vast power could be sealed for eons. The brothers of Yahweh were successful in sealing the father away, but it came at a great cost: most of Yahweh's brethren were massacred in the rebellion. The remaining brothers fled across time and dimension, knowing that in time the seal would weaken and the Super God would escape.
God, as we know him through Christianity, grew lonely in the vastness of the new dimension he took as refuge and created humanity. Now, he anxiously awaits the day when his lord father breaks the seal and seeks him out. When the father returns, obliteration awaits him and the beings he created to relieve his intense isolation and pointlessness.
Ridiculous? Yes. Fun? Absolutely!
"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." ~ Benjamin Franklin
