(October 2, 2008 at 8:19 am)EvidenceVsFaith Wrote:(October 1, 2008 at 1:22 pm)LondonLoves Wrote: Solicitor
Mwuhahahahahahahahahahah.
What kind of solicitor do you mean? Lol.
No, not THAT kind of solicitor. The legal kind -- in league with satan.
If the meek inherit the earth, you know what they'll need? Eh? That's right, lawyers. What you gonna do with all that earth? Gonna need to protect your family's investment in case you die, that's what! Gonna need to sue that cheating husband for his half of earth, y'know. Going to need to develop your bit of earth for it to be a practical investment and I can help you with my setanic buddies: Accountants, Surveyors, Architects, Money Lenders and agents! But there's a problem -- i'm a commercial specialist and you're going to need more specialists. How about my lawyer buddies, the Planning Specialst and the Property Specialist. That's comprehensive coverage! Of course it'll cost, but think of the benefits!
Yeah, the meek will need lawyers alright.
God Calls Me God
