RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
January 3, 2015 at 11:06 am
(This post was last modified: January 3, 2015 at 11:15 am by The Grand Nudger.)
(January 3, 2015 at 10:20 am)alpha male Wrote: On any particular night you do. Women generally aren't giving up their best to husbands who come home boozy from a strip club.I don't know what to say...sorry yall's wives are lazy half-assers? Where are we headed with this anyway. Started out with
"gotta be a puritan gigglestick because otherwise you'll cheat on your wife"
-maybe you do, I don't.
....then
"well, if you avoided strip clubs you could actually fuck your wife"
-going to anyway
....now
"well....she's gonna lay there like a log while you fuck her."
-no she isn't
Maybe you can't trust yourself, and maybe your wife applies a merit system to how hard she sucks your dick (I'm thinking little glittery star stickers on a big dry erase board?)......but what does that have to do with the rest of us?
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