Science is a better religion than islam. With science, I can prove science exists and that it loves me. Science can prove anything I want it to, I can prove that I am God and I can live forever in a test tube. Science never demands people to kill, it rarely makes any demands. It does sometimes tell me to draw rude pictures on sacred religious original documents. But I think it's just joking, I have rarely done that.
Science is very cheap, to become a scientist it's only £49.99 and includes life time membership. You get a choice of one special superpower, and a cool white coat with seemingly infinite storage space for all kinds of uselessly tools for measuring the width of a speck of dust etc.
Science will never hurt you, it loves everyone even if you hate it. It hardly ever sends anyone to hell, and you can meet science whenever you want. He does not hide, and he doesn't mind you making fun of it. It makes him giggle actually.
So if anyone is interested, just type in the special science code on your online banking, and the money will go straight to science. Even better, he will return the money instantly. You won't even know it has gone.
Doesn't this all sound better than silly religions based on flying camels and dreary preachers? And murderous savages high on mushrooms?
Science is very cheap, to become a scientist it's only £49.99 and includes life time membership. You get a choice of one special superpower, and a cool white coat with seemingly infinite storage space for all kinds of uselessly tools for measuring the width of a speck of dust etc.
Science will never hurt you, it loves everyone even if you hate it. It hardly ever sends anyone to hell, and you can meet science whenever you want. He does not hide, and he doesn't mind you making fun of it. It makes him giggle actually.
So if anyone is interested, just type in the special science code on your online banking, and the money will go straight to science. Even better, he will return the money instantly. You won't even know it has gone.
Doesn't this all sound better than silly religions based on flying camels and dreary preachers? And murderous savages high on mushrooms?
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