RE: Atheist Forums Accent Tag! Round 2
January 14, 2015 at 4:35 am
(This post was last modified: January 14, 2015 at 4:36 am by Lucanus.)
Physics for biology/biotech... Mechanics, thermodynamics, electricity and magnetism. The name of the course is 'applied physics', but the professor is 75 and he doesn't give a flying fuck about us, so all he asks for is to learn by heart everything he says during class (which by the way is totally unintelligible; my notes look like a painting by Jackson Pollock).
There have been exams every month since June, and up until now, only two out of sixty people in my course have passed it. I tried it last month but miserably failed. If I pass it, I'm going to party as fuck. Everyone's invited.
There have been exams every month since June, and up until now, only two out of sixty people in my course have passed it. I tried it last month but miserably failed. If I pass it, I'm going to party as fuck. Everyone's invited.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
