Let's post offensive jokes targeting allah, muhammed and islam in this thread. I personally find jokes related to islam much more hilarious than those targeted at other religions. I'll go first:
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Mohammed heard one of his wives was leaving him, so he rushed home where he found her on the carpet in front of the tent with her belongings; he sat beside her and said,“I heard you were planning to leave me?”
She replied,“Yes, I heard your other wives saying you were a pedophile!”
Mohammed thinks for a minute or so and then responds,“that's a mighty big word for a 6 year old."
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Mohammed heard one of his wives was leaving him, so he rushed home where he found her on the carpet in front of the tent with her belongings; he sat beside her and said,“I heard you were planning to leave me?”
She replied,“Yes, I heard your other wives saying you were a pedophile!”
Mohammed thinks for a minute or so and then responds,“that's a mighty big word for a 6 year old."
