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Racist jokes (just for good humor)
March 19, 2015 at 11:12 am
Sometimes the best jokes are the most racist or prejudice. So do your worst!
A young black Jewish boy came from school one day and asked his dad a strange question.
"Dad, am I more black or more Jew?"
The dad replied by saying
"It shouldn't matter son, why do you ask this question?"
The son then said
"My friend Billy is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it"
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Makes perfect sense.
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RE: Racist jokes (just for good humor)
March 19, 2015 at 12:24 pm
I feel bad for laughing at this... But damn it's funny
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RE: Racist jokes (just for good humor)
March 19, 2015 at 5:40 pm
(March 19, 2015 at 12:24 pm)Dystopia Wrote: I feel bad for laughing at this... But damn it's funny
I disagree. It isn't funny. It is hurtful and demeaning.
I'm trying to decide who is the bigger idiot - Dirty Deeds for posting the joke or you for finding it funny.
Boru
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RE: Racist jokes (just for good humor)
March 19, 2015 at 6:10 pm
(March 19, 2015 at 5:40 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (March 19, 2015 at 12:24 pm)Dystopia Wrote: I feel bad for laughing at this... But damn it's funny
I disagree. It isn't funny. It is hurtful and demeaning.
I'm trying to decide who is the bigger idiot - Dirty Deeds for posting the joke or you for finding it funny.
Boru
I laughed, but I never said it wasn't hurtful - It is.
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RE: Racist jokes (just for good humor)
March 19, 2015 at 6:22 pm
What sound does a Jew bird make:
"Cheap."
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RE: Racist jokes (just for good humor)
March 19, 2015 at 6:24 pm
(March 19, 2015 at 6:22 pm)Nestor Wrote: What sound does a Jew bird make:
"Cheap."
What sound does a bigot make?
'Ok, I'm not a racist or anything, but this one is REALLY funny...'
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RE: Racist jokes (just for good humor)
March 19, 2015 at 6:36 pm
(March 19, 2015 at 6:24 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (March 19, 2015 at 6:22 pm)Nestor Wrote: What sound does a Jew bird make:
"Cheap."
What sound does a bigot make?
'Ok, I'm not a racist or anything, but this one is REALLY funny...'
Boru
I got it from Jason Jones on the Daily Show when he went to Iran to interview "terrorists." Are you really so sensitive and fundamentalist that you believe anyone who makes a joke about stereotypes is a bigot?
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RE: Racist jokes (just for good humor)
March 19, 2015 at 6:41 pm
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Quote:Are you really so sensitive and fundamentalist that you believe anyone who makes a joke about stereotypes is a bigot?
Yes. Next stupid question, please.
Boru
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RE: Racist jokes (just for good humor)
March 19, 2015 at 6:49 pm
(March 19, 2015 at 6:41 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Quote:Are you really so sensitive and fundamentalist that you believe anyone who makes a joke about stereotypes is a bigot?
Yes. Next stupid question, please.
Boru
Spoken like a prude. I'll be sure to police my comments less I offend your latest tastes.
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