Conservapedia definition of atheism

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You know what's really funny? I heard that a conservative group are going to re-write the bible based on conservative principles.

Apparently, the idea is stated in the conservapedia as follows: http://www.conservapedia.com/Conservative_Bible_Project

Also:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/05...10037.html
http://blog.beliefnet.com/crunchycon/200...bible.html

Apparently god and jesus are too liberal for some people.
I swear, it still makes me laugh when Colbert mentions that reality has a liberal bias because I'm surprised no actual conservatives have said anything to that nature with any level of seriousness in their tone.

I heard about that! It's nice to know that people can change a 2,000 year old religious book (which is SUPPOSED to be sacred to them) anyway they want because it's "too liberal". Apparently gay marriage as a sin (not to count all those other fun things that are sins) and a burning lake of fire reserved for sinners is not conservative enough for them!