RE: joke time
January 17, 2015 at 1:18 pm
(This post was last modified: January 17, 2015 at 1:19 pm by IATIA.)
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson were camping out one weekend.
As they were laying down for the night, Sherlock says to Watson, "Tell me what you see.".
Watson looks up and says, "I see stars.".
"Tell me what you really see."
"Well, I see stars, most of which are really galaxies. I see the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper. I see Mars and Jupiter. Why, what do you see?"
As they were laying down for the night, Sherlock says to Watson, "Tell me what you see.".
Watson looks up and says, "I see stars.".
"Tell me what you really see."
"Well, I see stars, most of which are really galaxies. I see the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper. I see Mars and Jupiter. Why, what do you see?"
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
