Toasts
-Here's to our wives and girlfriends. May they never meet.
-Here's to women and horses, and the men who ride them.
-Here's to staying positive and testing negative.
-Drink up, cunts.
-Here's to birthdays, which come once a year. Aren't you glad you're not a birthday?
-Here's to the top,
Here's to the middle.
Here's hoping tonight,
We all get a little.
-Here's to the girls that we love,
Here's to the girls that we hate
Here's to the girls that we'll fuck,
but probably never date.
-Here's to virgins and lesbians. Thanks for nothing.
-May all your ups and downs be under the covers.
-Here's to knickers. Not the best thing in the world, but damned close to it.
Boru
-Here's to our wives and girlfriends. May they never meet.
-Here's to women and horses, and the men who ride them.
-Here's to staying positive and testing negative.
-Drink up, cunts.
-Here's to birthdays, which come once a year. Aren't you glad you're not a birthday?
-Here's to the top,
Here's to the middle.
Here's hoping tonight,
We all get a little.
-Here's to the girls that we love,
Here's to the girls that we hate
Here's to the girls that we'll fuck,
but probably never date.
-Here's to virgins and lesbians. Thanks for nothing.
-May all your ups and downs be under the covers.
-Here's to knickers. Not the best thing in the world, but damned close to it.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
