Islamic Jokes

[Forsaken]

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A Muslim woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!”

The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”

The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
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I shit myself last night at the airport – a frigging Palestinian rushed in screaming “Allah Allah Allah Allah …. allava coke and a bag of nuts please,” the stuttering bastard.
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A young Arab asks his father “What is this weird hat that we are wearing?”

“Why, it’s a ‘chechia’ because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun,” says the father.
Then asks the son “And what is this type of clothing that we are wearing?”
The father is Obliged to reply: “It’s a ‘djbellah’ because in the desert it is very hot and it protects your body!”

The boy gets even more curious: “And what are these ugly shoes that we have on our feet?”

Again the father lovingly explains: “These are ‘babouches,’ which keep us from burning our feet when in the desert!”

Finally the son says, “Tell me Abba?”

“Yes my son?”

“Why the f*ck are we living in Detroit and still wearing all this shit?”