Welcome aboard. Mad cool name, btw.
Puts me in mind of the joke about a priest and a rabbi who meet up on a train and get to talking about their respective faiths.
At one point, the priest says, 'Now, I'm going to ask you to be honest with me. I know that Jews are forbidden to eat pork, but have you ever slipped up on that?'
The rabbi hems and haws a bit, and then admits that out of overpowering curiosity, he once tasted a small piece of baked ham and 'God forgive me, but I loved it!'
The rabbi continues, 'Now you, my new Catholic friend, it is your turn to be honest. We both know that priests are celibate, but are also human and fallible. Have you ever broken your celibacy vow? Have you never, since you became a priest, had a woman?'
Blushing to the ear, the priest admits that several years ago he had an brief torrid affair with one of his parishioners.
Satisfied, the rabbi sits back, smiles, and says, 'Beats the living hell out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?'
Boru
Quote:When you're taught all your life that God doesn't want you to eat a bacon cheeseburger, when you eat your first one, well, words fail me.
Puts me in mind of the joke about a priest and a rabbi who meet up on a train and get to talking about their respective faiths.
At one point, the priest says, 'Now, I'm going to ask you to be honest with me. I know that Jews are forbidden to eat pork, but have you ever slipped up on that?'
The rabbi hems and haws a bit, and then admits that out of overpowering curiosity, he once tasted a small piece of baked ham and 'God forgive me, but I loved it!'
The rabbi continues, 'Now you, my new Catholic friend, it is your turn to be honest. We both know that priests are celibate, but are also human and fallible. Have you ever broken your celibacy vow? Have you never, since you became a priest, had a woman?'
Blushing to the ear, the priest admits that several years ago he had an brief torrid affair with one of his parishioners.
Satisfied, the rabbi sits back, smiles, and says, 'Beats the living hell out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?'
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
