A limerick I was told while overseas
There was a young man from Belgrave'
Who kept a dead whore in a cave.
He said, "I have to admit, I'm a bit of a shit,
"But think of the money I save!"
There was a young man from Belgrave'
Who kept a dead whore in a cave.
He said, "I have to admit, I'm a bit of a shit,
"But think of the money I save!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"