It's kind of sad when you think the title reads 'self depreciation 101', and are all, 'heck yeah, I can learn them a few things about that, show off my advanced techniques!' then you get into this thread and you realize that it wasn't as interesting of a thread as you'd thought it would be.

Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day