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The Holy Bible 101
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  (September 26, 2011 at 1:20 pm)Cinjin Wrote: You're preaching to the choir brother! What's worse, it's not even a full episode.
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![[Image: harmlesskitchen.png]](https://i.postimg.cc/yxR97P23/harmlesskitchen.png) I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.  RE: The Holy Bible 101
September 26, 2011 at 6:26 pm
(This post was last modified: September 26, 2011 at 6:26 pm by Loading Please Wait.)
The bible is a bunch of Bullshit. If god really wrote the bible, why didn't he just send it down from heaven written out?
What's scary is that there are so many different translations of the bible. I grew up in a Catholic school. My brother was a year ahead of me, so instead of my mom buying new books for me and my brother, she would buy just my brothers books and I would use his book the next year. The thing is, each year they would update to a newer version, and EVERY YEAR, the text would change. Literally entire paragraphs would be excluded that were quotes from the bible. In class when we would study from the misselette which is taken from the bible, it would be different from the ones in church. The bible has been changed and modified and translated so many times. If it is the word of god, why does it change every year? Does god need an editor to take out paragraphs that contradict other parts of the bible?
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Apparently god could have used an editor, yes. I've recently been informed that the message of god is actually only four words long. Talk about overwritten.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
The Bible is bullshit, but what's more bullshit is that millions of parents/teachers are forcing it to the pure minds of children everyday. Same goes with all faith based beliefs.
 (September 26, 2011 at 6:29 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Apparently god could have used an editor, yes. I've recently been informed that the message of god is actually only four words long. Talk about overwritten. What four words? My guesses: On your knees, mortal! Send your money today. Don't question your priest.
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"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too." ... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept "(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question" ... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
Ask Frodo.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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