Going to church

[Thor]

The cracker does taste pretty good though.

I always found it be rather tasteless.

When I was a kid my mother took me to church and I saw all the people lining up for cracker time. I wanted to partake also, but my mother wouldn't let me. I thought there must be something wonderful about what they were handing out. When I was finally of age, I got my first cracker and I was expecting some magical experience. I was very disappointed to find that the cracker was tasteless and no wonderful feeling went through my body. After that, I just did it as a ritual I was expected to perform (until I got old enough and stopped going altogether).

Ever hear about crimes against the host? Back in the Middle Ages you could be put to death for "torturing" one of these crackers! Well, what the hell did they think happened when you ATE the damned thing?!?!?

Yeah, seriously, I mean, these people will protest mercilessly as to not let gays get married, but have no qualms whatsoever when they're told that they're eating the flesh and drinking the blood of the person they worship.

Well, it makes perfect sense! Their holy book says that homosexuality is an "abomination". Just look at the morons from the Westboro Baptist Church! What really bothers me is that they have grade schoolers holding up signs that they cannot possibly understand!