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Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop

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Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop
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RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop
January 28, 2015 at 1:53 pm
(January 28, 2015 at 1:23 pm)robvalue Wrote: He busted up a fig tree for not having figs. And it wasn't fig season. That was pretty mean and sinful. I've never even done anything like that.

I'm not saying I'm jesus. That is for other people to say.
And hey, it's pretty easy to lead a sinless life when you are the guy who says what is and isn't sin. He can't lose huh?

Made the blind to see, walked on water, raised the dead !!!

What the fuck was so hard about snapping the fingers, clicking his heels 3 times, and making a goddam fig ?????


Don't sound like the son of any god to me, really.


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Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by Nope - January 28, 2015 at 8:21 am
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by robvalue - January 28, 2015 at 8:24 am
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by Drich - January 28, 2015 at 8:36 am
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by h4ym4n - January 28, 2015 at 9:37 am
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by Drich - January 28, 2015 at 1:51 pm
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by Minimalist - January 28, 2015 at 1:53 pm
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by Tonus - January 28, 2015 at 2:31 pm
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by Norman Humann - January 28, 2015 at 1:55 pm
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by vorlon13 - January 28, 2015 at 2:14 pm
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by h4ym4n - January 28, 2015 at 2:23 pm
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by Nope - January 28, 2015 at 2:39 pm
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by Dystopia - January 28, 2015 at 3:02 pm
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by Spooky - January 28, 2015 at 7:14 pm
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by robvalue - January 28, 2015 at 8:40 am
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by Tonus - January 28, 2015 at 8:56 am
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by Nope - January 28, 2015 at 9:41 am
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by Lek - January 28, 2015 at 1:18 pm
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by Nope - January 28, 2015 at 2:46 pm
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by Anomalocaris - January 28, 2015 at 2:57 pm
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by vorlon13 - January 28, 2015 at 11:07 am
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by Anomalocaris - January 28, 2015 at 11:45 am
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by abaris - January 28, 2015 at 11:11 am
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by Alex K - January 28, 2015 at 11:14 am
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by JackRussell - January 28, 2015 at 11:54 am
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by Norman Humann - January 28, 2015 at 12:02 pm
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by Anomalocaris - January 28, 2015 at 12:02 pm
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by robvalue - January 28, 2015 at 11:56 am
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by h4ym4n - January 28, 2015 at 12:02 pm
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by Norman Humann - January 28, 2015 at 12:07 pm
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by Cato - January 28, 2015 at 12:54 pm
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by robvalue - January 28, 2015 at 1:23 pm
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by vorlon13 - January 28, 2015 at 1:53 pm
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by vorlon13 - January 28, 2015 at 2:30 pm
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by Minimalist - January 28, 2015 at 2:34 pm
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by vorlon13 - January 28, 2015 at 2:41 pm
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by The Valkyrie - January 28, 2015 at 2:41 pm
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by vorlon13 - January 28, 2015 at 2:51 pm
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by Tonus - January 28, 2015 at 3:43 pm
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by dyresand - January 28, 2015 at 6:49 pm
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by vorlon13 - January 28, 2015 at 6:53 pm
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by pgrimes15 - January 29, 2015 at 7:44 am
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by Roxy904 - January 28, 2015 at 6:55 pm
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by vorlon13 - January 28, 2015 at 7:14 pm
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by YGninja - January 28, 2015 at 9:13 pm
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by h4ym4n - January 29, 2015 at 7:22 am
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by dyresand - January 29, 2015 at 11:20 am
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by YGninja - January 29, 2015 at 12:00 pm
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by Tonus - January 29, 2015 at 12:01 pm
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by Nope - January 29, 2015 at 12:05 pm
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by dyresand - January 29, 2015 at 12:07 pm
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by Tonus - January 29, 2015 at 1:55 pm
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by dyresand - January 29, 2015 at 12:04 pm
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by YGninja - January 29, 2015 at 2:15 pm
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by Norman Humann - January 29, 2015 at 2:22 pm
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by YGninja - January 29, 2015 at 2:30 pm
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by Norman Humann - January 29, 2015 at 2:34 pm
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by Thumpalumpacus - January 29, 2015 at 2:41 pm
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by Jenny A - February 10, 2015 at 10:40 pm
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by h4ym4n - January 29, 2015 at 12:02 pm
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by Thumpalumpacus - January 29, 2015 at 1:47 pm
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by robvalue - January 29, 2015 at 3:08 pm
RE: Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop - by Minimalist - February 10, 2015 at 10:43 pm

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