An Arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
"Your name please?"
Abdul Aziz
“Sex?”
Six times a week!
“No, no, I mean male or female.”
Doesn’t matters, sometimes even goat or camel.
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A little girl is standing on top of a cliff, looking down at the sea and crying her eyes out.
A Muslim cleric approaches and says, "My child, why are you so upset?"
The little girl turns to him and says, "My mommy and daddy were in their car - and it just rolled over the cliff and smashed on the rocks down there."
The imam slowly looks around him, lifts his robe and while unraveling his loincloth says, "It's just not your day, is it?"
"Your name please?"
Abdul Aziz
“Sex?”
Six times a week!
“No, no, I mean male or female.”
Doesn’t matters, sometimes even goat or camel.
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A little girl is standing on top of a cliff, looking down at the sea and crying her eyes out.
A Muslim cleric approaches and says, "My child, why are you so upset?"
The little girl turns to him and says, "My mommy and daddy were in their car - and it just rolled over the cliff and smashed on the rocks down there."
The imam slowly looks around him, lifts his robe and while unraveling his loincloth says, "It's just not your day, is it?"
