I could actually use a good drink right now: my shoulders and neck have been spasming for about three days and my massage this afternoon barely cut the pain and I can't find my muscle relaxers. 
Sometimes it sucks that I don't keep liquor in the house.

Sometimes it sucks that I don't keep liquor in the house.
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.