(I'm so gonna burn)Joke 1: Why can't Jesus eat m&m's?
Because of the holes in his hands.
Joke 2: Little boy writes a letter to Santa.
Dear Santa,
I've been a good... (crumples up paper)
Dear Santa,
I've been a very good...(crumples up paper)
Goes to his mothers stand and grabs a statue of Mary wraps it in a towel and hides it under the bed and writes this letter.
Dear God,
If you ever want to see your mother again....
Joke 3: A painter is touching up the Sistine chapel. He looks down and notices a little old italian lady saying her rosary. He decides to have fun.
Man: HELLO! THIS IS THE LORD TALKING TO YA!
Woman: ......
Man: HELLO! THIS IS THE LORD TALKING TO YA!
Woman:.....
Man: I SAID HELLO!....
Woman: Shat up I'm a talka to ya mother.
