(January 25, 2015 at 3:28 pm)Beccs Wrote: A limerick I was told while overseas
There was a young man from Belgrave'
Who kept a dead whore in a cave.
He said, "I have to admit, I'm a bit of a shit,
"But think of the money I save!"
Along similar lines -
"A horny old hermit named Dave
Took dead whores to his cave
He said 'when they're dead,
They give lousy head,
But think of the money I save!'