Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible

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Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible

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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible

February 7, 2015 at 3:47 am (This post was last modified: February 7, 2015 at 3:48 am by Mudhammam.)

(January 29, 2015 at 4:15 am)robvalue Wrote: As the title says, Satan wrote the bible. He killed God, and has been impersonating him ever since. I was there, I witnessed it all. I'm happy to answer any questions about this to back up the story.

Here is my challenge. Can you prove me wrong?

Rob, I found your smoking gun.

Revelations 22:16
"I Jesus have sent mine angel to testify unto you these things in the churches. I am the root and the offspring of David, and the bright and morning star." (KJV)

Isaiah 14:12
"How you have fallen from heaven,
morning star, son of the dawn!
You have been cast down to the earth,
you who once laid low the nations!" (NIV)

"How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning! how art thou cut down to the ground, which didst weaken the nations!" (KJV)

Jesus = morning star
Lucifer = morning star
Morning star = Jesus and Lucifer

He who loves God cannot endeavour that God should love him in return - Baruch Spinoza

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Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by robvalue - January 29, 2015 at 4:15 am

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by Norman Humann - January 29, 2015 at 4:16 am

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by h4ym4n - January 29, 2015 at 7:15 am

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by jesus_wept - January 29, 2015 at 7:35 am

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by robvalue - January 29, 2015 at 7:56 am

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by Norman Humann - January 29, 2015 at 7:57 am

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by Ben Davis - January 29, 2015 at 7:58 am

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 29, 2015 at 8:03 am

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by robvalue - January 29, 2015 at 8:05 am

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by watchamadoodle - January 29, 2015 at 8:26 am

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by robvalue - January 29, 2015 at 9:01 am

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by JonDarbyXIII - January 29, 2015 at 10:00 am

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by Cheerful Charlie - January 29, 2015 at 10:34 am

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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by JonDarbyXIII - January 29, 2015 at 10:14 am

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by dyresand - January 29, 2015 at 11:00 am

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by Nope - January 29, 2015 at 11:12 am

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by dyresand - January 29, 2015 at 11:24 am

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by Tonus - January 29, 2015 at 11:18 am

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by robvalue - January 29, 2015 at 11:22 am

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by IATIA - February 8, 2015 at 12:01 pm

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by vorlon13 - January 29, 2015 at 11:24 am

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by robvalue - January 29, 2015 at 11:26 am

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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by dyresand - January 29, 2015 at 12:32 pm

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by watchamadoodle - January 29, 2015 at 12:47 pm

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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by robvalue - January 29, 2015 at 12:49 pm

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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by dyresand - January 29, 2015 at 12:56 pm

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by robvalue - January 30, 2015 at 3:16 am

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by robvalue - January 30, 2015 at 2:17 pm

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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by robvalue - January 30, 2015 at 2:30 pm

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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by robvalue - January 30, 2015 at 2:49 pm

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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by Simon Moon - January 30, 2015 at 3:47 pm

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by robvalue - January 30, 2015 at 4:05 pm

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by TheRealJoeFish - January 30, 2015 at 4:39 pm

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by Norman Humann - January 30, 2015 at 4:41 pm

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by Nope - January 30, 2015 at 4:43 pm

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by Norman Humann - January 30, 2015 at 4:44 pm

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by watchamadoodle - January 30, 2015 at 6:10 pm

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by Roxy904 - January 30, 2015 at 6:05 pm

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by robvalue - January 31, 2015 at 2:27 am

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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by robvalue - January 31, 2015 at 6:42 am

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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by Roxy904 - January 31, 2015 at 10:27 am

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by robvalue - January 31, 2015 at 10:37 am

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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by Drich - February 7, 2015 at 12:49 am

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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by robvalue - February 2, 2015 at 4:31 am

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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by robvalue - February 5, 2015 at 2:59 am

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by Fidel_Castronaut - February 5, 2015 at 4:34 am

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by robvalue - February 5, 2015 at 6:08 am

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by Mudhammam - February 7, 2015 at 3:47 am

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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by robvalue - February 7, 2015 at 9:49 am

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