Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible

[Fidel_Castronaut]

I can guess a retort:

'God is the ultimate good/love, whilst Satan is tainted with sin'
'The bible is love'
'Thus the bible is the word of God'

[robvalue]

I think I can handle that:

That's what Satan wants you to think.

[Drich]

IF satan wrote the bible based on what he has done, then a rose by any other name would smell just as sweet.

Yes he did write it. Are you happy to accept that, or can you prove me wrong? Or are you saying you don't care if you're worshipping satan?

Not a Shakespeare fan huh?

Does someone what to explain what I meant to bobby?

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Drich! I'm so happy to see you here! Thanks for stopping by

I usally try and leave you guys the religion section so you can post topics and get the pat on the back answers you're looking for.

[Mudhammam]

As the title says, Satan wrote the bible. He killed God, and has been impersonating him ever since. I was there, I witnessed it all. I'm happy to answer any questions about this to back up the story.

Here is my challenge. Can you prove me wrong?

Rob, I found your smoking gun.

Revelations 22:16
"I Jesus have sent mine angel to testify unto you these things in the churches. I am the root and the offspring of David, and the bright and morning star." (KJV)

Isaiah 14:12
"How you have fallen from heaven,
morning star, son of the dawn!
You have been cast down to the earth,
you who once laid low the nations!" (NIV)

"How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning! how art thou cut down to the ground, which didst weaken the nations!" (KJV)

Jesus = morning star
Lucifer = morning star
Morning star = Jesus and Lucifer

[robvalue]

Drich: I understood the quote fine, it just didn't address my question at all, it was a vague dodge. Which was why I asked the follow up question which you have ignored. It certainly doesn't challenge the fact that Satan wrote the bible.

Nestor: Ah yes! I have heard that before now you mention it. I remember that was in a weird video someone did. That is pretty damning evidence, nice!

[Drich]

If you understood the quote then I don't need to explain that if "satan" based the bible on what was done for us then no matter what you call the being who wrote the bible His role as 'God' remains.

In essence one man's God is another's Satan.

[robvalue]

OK then. Well his intentions are pure evil, I can tell you that. He is extremely talented at making people think he's doing good when all of his plans are infernally corrupt. And the more people worship him, the more powerful and evil he gets. God was the force for good, and he is dead. And he has made it so you think you are worshipping the good god, but in fact you're not.

The bible is far from accurate, he wrote it to deceive you, and to hide most of his intentions.

Is that OK with you?

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Damn, he just got 5% more evil this year. That's double last year's worship quota.

Won't anyone do something? Why worship this monster? Maybe if everyone stops, his power will fade.

[robvalue]

He just told me that he will get more powerful if you don't worship him. So what now? Worship evil for the greater good? Who does your soul belong to anymore?

Updates as they come in.

[Spooky]

As the title says, Satan wrote the bible. He killed God, and has been impersonating him ever since. I was there, I witnessed it all. I'm happy to answer any questions about this to back up the story.

Here is my challenge. Can you prove me wrong?

Only an asshole of that caliber could invent something as awesome as sex, then tell us how bad it is.

[robvalue]

You don't even get to think about it!