Lol, going through his intro thread. I really did like him, at first.
(March 13, 2014 at 3:55 pm)Unnamed Wrote:(March 13, 2014 at 3:50 pm)truthBtold Wrote: The only reason im typing back at u is because I promised I would give an hour of my time to needy people.. times up.
What I need is a woman to marry me. I want a girl who will go to arbies with me and stuff our gaping gullets with roast beef, chase it with some milk of magnesia, and spend our honey moon in the back of a Volkswagen bug pissing, shitting, and barfing on each other, drive with windows down, and announce to the world, "that's the smell of love BITCH!"
Last time I was with a woman I came lack a rocket before the foreplay started. She just looked at me and I ejaculated in my pants. Then She handed me a Valentines day card and I lost my balance and shit myself.
Same time next year I guess! Pretty good for a guy that survived Catholic School!
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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