RE: Two-Sentence Horror Stories: Post your favorite
February 17, 2015 at 7:20 pm
(This post was last modified: February 17, 2015 at 7:20 pm by IATIA.)
"What's that mama?", pointing to the plane.
"It's like a giant lobster.", said mama cannibal.
"It's like a giant lobster.", said mama cannibal.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
