A young lad is sitting in the park, eating chocolate bar after chocolate bar. An elderly man approaches him
"My word sonny" says the old man "If you continue to eat like that, you wont live for very long"
"My granddad lived to be one hundred and three years old" exclaimed the boy
"Did he eat lots of chocolate too?" asked the old fella
"No. He minded his own fucking business"
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"My word sonny" says the old man "If you continue to eat like that, you wont live for very long"
"My granddad lived to be one hundred and three years old" exclaimed the boy
"Did he eat lots of chocolate too?" asked the old fella
"No. He minded his own fucking business"
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