Nice way to introduce yourself: walk in, preach, then bleat about the way we do things here. First impressions count - is this really the image you want us to have of you?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'