My de-converted re-conversion

[Rarthyr500]

I'll keep it simple as I don't think we need too many people as intelligent as me. I use to believe in Satan, now I believe in God. The very physical laws of balance that govern our universe that is what is worth worshiping. Your family and friends, their health and safety, but MOST IMPORTANTLY... YOUR HEALTH AND SAFETY.

Common sense is GODLY. I personally have met God in the flesh so for me to become an atheist (which I already am) would pretty much be pointless as conversion like the universe has no meaning.

I really hope no one else understands this because at the end of the day , it's my secret, my love. God is the best of us all. Be yourself, be true to yourself. Smoke, drink alcohol, reproduce, enjoy your video games and protect what you love with violence IF NECESSARY.

Everything in balance.

Don't try to make yourself into God. You can't. I love you all.

[polar bear]

Cool story dude...can I have some too?

[Rarthyr500]

Cool story dude...can I have some too?

Some what? My drug of choice is nicotine. I can roll you one if you want man. Hahaha. Yeah I am glad you don't get any of it. I like being cryptic people will NEVER understand me... well not for a LONG time. You're awesome I love your polar bear avatar, it's cute.

[LostLocke]

I really hope no one else understands this...

[polar bear]

Cool story dude...can I have some too?

Some what?

whatever you are smoking

[Tombochan]

....'twas brillig in the slithy toves

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I'll keep it simple as I don't think we need too many people as intelligent as me.

Or as humble, no doubt.

I use to believe in Satan, now I believe in God.

You've swapped athlete's foot for gingivitis.

The very physical laws of balance that govern our universe that is what is worth worshiping.

Sorry, can't see myself building an altar to F = ma.

Your family and friends, their health and safety, but MOST IMPORTANTLY... YOUR HEALTH AND SAFETY.

No, there are people in my life whose health and safety is more important than my own. My apologies for not having reached your level of egocentricity.

Common sense is GODLY.

Amazing how often people tack 'godly' onto something and expect other to fall about in stunned awe.

I personally have met God in the flesh

You haven't, you know.

so for me to become an atheist (which I already am) would pretty much be pointless as conversion like the universe has no meaning.

I agree with you about the 'pointless' bit, anyroad.

I really hope no one else understands this because at the end of the day ,

Wishes do come true.

it's my secret, my love.

If it's a secret, why are you pestering us with it?

God is the best of us all.

Nope. not even in the top ten.

Be yourself, be true to yourself.

Unless you can be Batman.

Smoke, drink alcohol, reproduce, enjoy your video games and protect what you love with violence IF NECESSARY.

You're one for five.

Everything in balance.

Never fallen off a skateboard, have you?

Don't try to make yourself into God. You can't.

Agreed. I also can't make myself into a llama or a diamond-studded codpiece.

I love you all.

You don't, you know.

Boru

[robvalue]

OK man cool. Well God is napping now, but if anyone has a really important questions I can wake him. He told me some really goofy stuff earlier, but I don't think he was being serious.

[Rarthyr500]

Some what?

whatever you are smoking

I wish I had some cannabis, hash that is. Not skunk with all those toxic chemicals idiots are putting in them these days.

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I'll keep it simple as I don't think we need too many people as intelligent as me.

Or as humble, no doubt.

I use to believe in Satan, now I believe in God.

You've swapped athlete's foot for gingivitis.

The very physical laws of balance that govern our universe that is what is worth worshiping.

Sorry, can't see myself building an altar to F = ma.

Your family and friends, their health and safety, but MOST IMPORTANTLY... YOUR HEALTH AND SAFETY.

No, there are people in my life whose health and safety is more important than my own. My apologies for not having reached your level of egocentricity.

Common sense is GODLY.

Amazing how often people tack 'godly' onto something and expect other to fall about in stunned awe.

I personally have met God in the flesh

You haven't, you know.

so for me to become an atheist (which I already am) would pretty much be pointless as conversion like the universe has no meaning.

I agree with you about the 'pointless' bit, anyroad.

I really hope no one else understands this because at the end of the day ,

Wishes do come true.

it's my secret, my love.

If it's a secret, why are you pestering us with it?

God is the best of us all.

Nope. not even in the top ten.

Be yourself, be true to yourself.

Unless you can be Batman.

Smoke, drink alcohol, reproduce, enjoy your video games and protect what you love with violence IF NECESSARY.

You're one for five.

Everything in balance.

Never fallen off a skateboard, have you?

Don't try to make yourself into God. You can't.

Agreed. I also can't make myself into a llama or a diamond-studded codpiece.

I love you all.

You don't, you know.

Boru

HAHAHAHA, people like you I love. Obviously I hate those who murder, rape and torture, but atheists are almost there. Atheists are for the most part the best of society.

And hey, I can be batman if I want dude. Batman is just an ordinary guy who knows martial arts. You probably will eventually be able to turn yourself into a llama maybe science isn't quite there yet, but it will be. I fucking love the number 5. You made my day. One for five. I feel God's presence in you. If I take apart your lies and give myself truth that is what we all are, unified, a universe. One entity.

As for science, why not worship it? It's Godly.

[Elskidor]

Common sense and believing in god just don't belong in the same sentence.