There was a man visiting in Spain doing the tourist thing. As evening approached, he decided to stop for dinner.
The waiter brings him a glass of water and a menu, which he immediately starts to peruse.
After a bit, the waiter returns and asks if the man is ready to order. The patron started his order when he sees a large plate of spaghetti brought to the neighboring table with some giant meatballs.
The man decides to order the spaghetti, but the waiter said that it was a limited special and he would have to return tomorrow early enough to get the plate.
The patron continues with his order and decides he would return tomorrow.
The next day, the man returns to the restaurant and immediately orders the 'special' spaghetti.
When to plate arrives, the man commented that the meatballs were much smaller than the plate he saw yesterday, upon which the waiter responds, "Senior, sometimes the bull, he wins.".
The waiter brings him a glass of water and a menu, which he immediately starts to peruse.
After a bit, the waiter returns and asks if the man is ready to order. The patron started his order when he sees a large plate of spaghetti brought to the neighboring table with some giant meatballs.
The man decides to order the spaghetti, but the waiter said that it was a limited special and he would have to return tomorrow early enough to get the plate.
The patron continues with his order and decides he would return tomorrow.
The next day, the man returns to the restaurant and immediately orders the 'special' spaghetti.
When to plate arrives, the man commented that the meatballs were much smaller than the plate he saw yesterday, upon which the waiter responds, "Senior, sometimes the bull, he wins.".
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
