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Most ignorant thing a Christian has told you
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RE: Most ignorant thing a Christian has told you
I've never met a Christian. So I'm going to paraphrase a Muslim:

when everyone is dead, god will ask the angel of death to take the souls of Gabriel, Michael and Raphael (in that order) and they'll cry. Then god asks "who's left". "you're impotent servent the angel of death" the angel of death answered. "go between heaven and hell and die" god said. Then he went between heaven and hell and scream so loudly that if everything would've died if nothing died. So he dies.
Then god asks the world "O world, where are your rivers? Where are your trees? Where are your buildings? Where are the kings and the heirs? Where are the the conquerors? Where are those whom I fed from my wealth and weren't grateful and didn't believe in me? To whom is reign today?" No one replied
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Most ignorant thing a Christian has told you - by KUSA - February 26, 2015 at 9:20 pm
RE: Most ignorant thing a Christian has told you - by Chad32 - February 26, 2015 at 10:24 pm
RE: Most ignorant thing a Christian has told you - by Chad32 - February 26, 2015 at 10:36 pm
RE: Most ignorant thing a Christian has told you - by Losty - February 26, 2015 at 10:35 pm
RE: Most ignorant thing a Christian has told you - by Chad32 - February 26, 2015 at 11:15 pm
RE: Most ignorant thing a Christian has told you - by Chad32 - February 26, 2015 at 11:29 pm
RE: Most ignorant thing a Christian has told you - by Strider - February 26, 2015 at 11:27 pm
RE: Most ignorant thing a Christian has told you - by Nope - February 27, 2015 at 2:47 pm
RE: Most ignorant thing a Christian has told you - by vorlon13 - February 27, 2015 at 10:55 pm
RE: Most ignorant thing a Christian has told you - by Losty - February 26, 2015 at 11:27 pm
RE: Most ignorant thing a Christian has told you - by Strider - February 26, 2015 at 11:30 pm
RE: Most ignorant thing a Christian has told you - by Losty - February 26, 2015 at 11:31 pm
RE: Most ignorant thing a Christian has told you - by Losty - February 26, 2015 at 11:41 pm
RE: Most ignorant thing a Christian has told you - by Losty - February 26, 2015 at 11:47 pm
RE: Most ignorant thing a Christian has told you - by Jenny A - February 26, 2015 at 11:50 pm
RE: Most ignorant thing a Christian has told you - by dyresand - February 26, 2015 at 11:57 pm
RE: Most ignorant thing a Christian has told you - by Chad32 - February 27, 2015 at 12:12 am
RE: Most ignorant thing a Christian has told you - by Spooky - February 27, 2015 at 11:42 am
RE: Most ignorant thing a Christian has told you - by Chad32 - February 27, 2015 at 11:42 am
RE: Most ignorant thing a Christian has told you - by Chad32 - February 27, 2015 at 1:58 pm
RE: Most ignorant thing a Christian has told you - by Losty - February 27, 2015 at 2:39 pm
RE: Most ignorant thing a Christian has told you - by Losty - February 27, 2015 at 10:31 pm
Most ignorant thing a Christian has told you - by TubbyTubby - February 27, 2015 at 11:33 pm
RE: Most ignorant thing a Christian has told you - by DramaQueen - March 1, 2015 at 8:16 am

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