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Picketing the westborough Baptist Church
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RE: Picketing the westborough Baptist Church
When I die, cremate me after harvesting my body for any organs that are still usable and draining all the blood if it can be used. Please don't do the macabre preserving my body with chemicals, dressing me up in my finest and then putting me in a comfy looking box. WTF is that all about?

Then take my ashes and fly them to Jerusalem, and dump them into the Valley of Gehenna, the place believed to be the valley of the damned and the inspiration for Hell.

That way, when the Westboro folks come to protest, saying I went to Hell, everyone can smile and truthfully say, "yes, he did."
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RE: Picketing the westborough Baptist Church - by Chad32 - March 1, 2015 at 11:32 am
RE: Picketing the westborough Baptist Church - by Jenny A - March 1, 2015 at 11:41 am
RE: Picketing the westborough Baptist Church - by DeistPaladin - March 1, 2015 at 11:42 am
RE: Picketing the westborough Baptist Church - by Spooky - March 1, 2015 at 11:58 am
Picketing the westborough Baptist Church - by KUSA - March 1, 2015 at 2:10 pm
RE: Picketing the westborough Baptist Church - by Losty - March 1, 2015 at 7:33 pm
RE: Picketing the westborough Baptist Church - by Losty - March 1, 2015 at 7:56 pm
RE: Picketing the westborough Baptist Church - by Losty - March 2, 2015 at 1:38 am

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