When I die, cremate me after harvesting my body for any organs that are still usable and draining all the blood if it can be used. Please don't do the macabre preserving my body with chemicals, dressing me up in my finest and then putting me in a comfy looking box. WTF is that all about?
Then take my ashes and fly them to Jerusalem, and dump them into the Valley of Gehenna, the place believed to be the valley of the damned and the inspiration for Hell.
That way, when the Westboro folks come to protest, saying I went to Hell, everyone can smile and truthfully say, "yes, he did."
Then take my ashes and fly them to Jerusalem, and dump them into the Valley of Gehenna, the place believed to be the valley of the damned and the inspiration for Hell.
That way, when the Westboro folks come to protest, saying I went to Hell, everyone can smile and truthfully say, "yes, he did."
Atheist Forums Hall of Shame:
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist