Enlightened [Elitist] Agnosticism

[One Above All]

When someone tells you they're an agnostic after you ask them if they're an atheist or a theist, they're not answering the question. The question is "Do you or do you not believe in a deity?", and therefore the only possible answers are "Yes" or "No". The answer they gave was "I'm not sure a deity exists", which is the equivalent of saying you have a blue car when asked about its brand.
That's why I openly mock and challenge all self-proclaimed "agnostics" when they go on and on about their "agnosticism".