Proof we Live in a Simulation

[CapnAwesome]

The leaf blower. This thing is just too stupid to exist as anything but a bad joke in somebody's simulation. It stretches credibility too far to think that some deranged person thought up such a thing, actually built it, mass produced it and most incredible of all, people buy them.

You have this machine that makes so much noise, it disturbs the peace of an entire city block. It spews out more pollution than a dozen cars too and probably ruins the back of the user. And for what? To blow away a mess so it isn't here anymore. Now the mess is over there. Not for long though because the guy over there will get out his mechanical asshole and blow the mess somewhere else. And on it goes.

We are either living in a simulation or the fucking leaf blower is the stupidest fucking idea ever conceived in the history of humanity. It even has religion beat. I am against the death penalty but I would make an exception for the bastard that invented this thing.

Hahahahahaha! Great. How about the hand dryer? It basically doesn't get your hands dry unless you have 30 minutes to spare. Even if the idea is that it's more sanitary somehow it just really spews whatever dirt you have on your hands into the air for you to breath.