(March 5, 2015 at 2:38 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I went into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.
Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.
On one wall, there's a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and Waterford crystal glasses.
On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.
Then the Priest comes in. I say to him, "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."
He replies:
"Well not exactly my Son, you're on my side!
I thought the choirboy pinup calendar would have given it away?
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
