poop terrorist on the lose

[Fidel_Castronaut]

I heard about this on the radio. Apparently, he wasn't just pooping on them. He smeared it all over, including the door handle.

It's stuff like this that stops us from being invited into the Galactic Federation.

I used to work in bars and pubs when I was younger, and my god the shit you'd see (literally).

One night I remember we were closing up after a busy Saturday evening. We'd regularly check the toilets to make sure people aren't dead or dying in there.

I opened the women's toilet doors and was immediately hit by an awful smell I can only describe as what I imagine a sulfer pit in hell would smell like to Christians who imagine it exists. A trail of liquid poop on the floor mixed with chunder led to a cubicle which was closed. It was like a set of a horror movie, when you know the people shouldn't go upstairs or enter the locked, dark room but they do it anyway.

I didn't call for backup, my nose was telling me to turn back and call it in, but my curiosity got the better of me. Plus there could be someone dying in there. I crept forward, noticing on my excursion that the line of poop, whilst fairly linear, was also smeared over the toilet mirror and sink basins.

So I opened up the door, gently, not know what I would be faced with, and the scene was even more hilarious/disgusting than I'd imagined. I bet you all who read this imagined there would be a girl covered in poop and piss over a vomcano right? You're half right. Imagine two girls, one semi naked, covered in excrement, passed out over another girl who was also passed out (but dressed) covered in vomit and excrement.